The Tail Boner

Michi is our younger woman cat.  You have met her on my About page, but here are a few more images of this god forsaken feline.

Spawn of Satan

Cute but with a crazed look

Climbs everything

The queen of everything

 

 

Sleeps in awkward places

 

 

        In short, she is a cat. She sleeps a lot, chases nothing, climbs up are window slats, meows,  has claws, and likes to keep her business end in your face whenever you are working.  We got her to keep Zack company, but really she just sashays around the apartment and sneaks up on Zack to swat him in the face when she feels like it, then acts all cute and snuggly when you least expect it.  Essentially she is kind of a female, in ALL senses of the word. (Those of you who are feminists and find this offensive, too bad, I don’t really care)

Anyways moving on to the main event of this post.  Michi in all her cat glory also exhibits the oddest behavior.  Most cats when they are threatened tend to arch their back, tail puffs up, and get all types of hissy.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

But Michi likens this response to extreme pleasure.  Particularly in the morning when you are getting ready for the day and she insists on being pet.

Getting stimulated

(Sorry for the blurry picture, she was really into it)

And then I give you the TAIL BONER!

Tail Boner Achieved

I hope you find this as hilarious as I do.  If not too bad. I love my cats. Have a nice day!

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